A Night of Festivities! I hope a certain three ruffians don't show up...

Now, I'm not one to "approve of things," but I'd like to invite you all to this event at the Creek and the Cave on Friday at 8.  It looks like a lot of fun!  Now if you're like me, you hear the word "fun" and tense up, immediately looking for what's wrong with this "fun" situation.  But this will genuinely be a good time.  Now and then we can have a good time!  For maybe 2 hours a month, the rest of the time should be spent with tight, semi-frowned lips, at a keyboard criticizing people's work, as is our duty as lap-top wielding heroes of the blogging arts. 

This event will include:

A Deaf Person Talking, Smashing of a Sack of Puppies, a Horse Abortion and a Dogfight but with Titties Instead of Dogs.

If you've read this far, you are not the Wildcats (whom I boycotted last month).  This is more words than they've read in their lives combined.  So I don't mind saying...this show may not...be what it...seems?  But oh, I do hope the Wildcats don't interrupt this show, for I don't have anything...up my sleeve....

Yes, come enjoy some "comedy"......"Horse Abortion" indeed...What is it you all say? "Ha ha?"  Yes, haha indeed! HAHAHA. (So this is what it feels like to laugh? I don't like it.)